We all know that kids say the best stuff. Why? Because they’re unfiltered. I get to spend time with elementary students on many Sunday mornings, and I hang out with teenagers on Sunday nights. I always seem to have something funny to share with Sarah, and it’s usually something a kid said. This weekend was no exception. I taught elementary, and although I didn’t teach, I was at youth group. Here are the two top quotes from this weekend that caught me off guard and made me laugh.
Josh, 5th grade
Me: Does anyone know any gross Bible stories?
Josh: Adam and Eve in the garden
Me: You think that was a gross story?
Josh: Yeah, they were naked. That’s nasty.
Carter, 8th grade
“What’s that cologne you wear? It’s the one that you have a bottle of on your desk. Cause you smell like an angel.” Yup, he was talking to me.
If I remember, I’ll continue to share these, but I almost never blog what I say I’ll blog, so I’m making no promises.